Ace nails it and tosses out a Frazetta reference….well done!

CNN spends half of its time telling us that reporters are courageous heroes who rush into the fire — and by the way, not only do 99% of them never rush into any kind of fire at all, but will cry if they’re forced to leave their air-conditioned offices — and the other half of the time whining that the Mean Man Said Mean Things About Them.

 

Choose one (1). You don’t get to pose as heroes worthy of a Frank Frazetta tribute while crying that your tampons are itchy.