What Condition My Condition Was In
I woke up this morning with the sun shining in
I found my mind in a brown paper bag but then
I tripped on a cloud and fell-a eight miles high
I tore my mind on a jagged sky
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in. _Kenny Rogers (Just Dropped In)
“Hillary’s health narrative changes direction faster and more smoothly than a school of fish.
- Hillary is in EXCELLENT health
- Except for the allergies.
- And the cough, which is, of course, allergies. To what? Does it matter?
- The point is her allergies have nothing to do with why she stumbled.
- Stumbled, fainted, collapsed unconscious… is there really a difference?
- She was just overheated. Her feet were hot, that’s why she took off her shoes. Shoe.
- Actually, we meant to say she was dehydrated.
- And by dehydrated, we meant to say pneumonia.
Still to come:
- Turns out it’s aspiration pneumonia, to be precise.
- Well, yes, that is a symptom of Parkinson’s Disease.
- Which, um, she has. But it’s not that-
- All right, it’s pretty bad. But that doesn’t mean she can’t-
- So, anyone have Bernie’s number?”