There Will Be A Reckoning

There Will Be A Reckoning

It seems that lately my life has been getting more complicated, and I want to thank those of you who are brave enough to still associate with me regardless of what I have become.

The following is a recap of my current identity:

I was born white, which makes me a racist.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist.

I am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe.

I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

I am a Christian, which makes me an infidel.

I am older than 55 and semi retired which makes me a useless old man.

I think and I reason; therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which makes me a reactionary.

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual’s merits, which makes me anti-social.

I, and my friends, acquired a good education without student loans and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of odd underachiever.

I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland by all citizens, which makes me a militarist.

Please help me come to terms with this, because I’m not sure who I am anymore!

And now I don’t know which bathroom to use anymore….

H/T Doverthere

Regardless of age and identity, I will not back down, there will be a reckoning!

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4 thoughts on “There Will Be A Reckoning

  1. Funny thing you should mention that……………
    You may as well have described………….
    ‘Yer “Armed Infidel,”
    skybill-out

    1. ‘I shoulda’ read he last 2 lines with a little more depth……silly me…as for “Not sure who I am??” as the late Frank Gallop in his throaty baritone voice would say, “R-E-A-L-L-Y-!!!”
      and as for which bathroom to use…… think I ‘ll do what Bears do!!!!

      From yer “OLD” Armed Infidel,
      skybill-out

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