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Golf Balls

Golf Balls

(Receptionist) Hello, Welcome to ObamaGolf . My name is Trina. How can I
help you?

(Customer) Hello, I received an email from Golfsmith stating that my Pro V1
order has been canceled and I should go to your exchange to reorder it.  I
tried your web site, but it seems like it is not working. So I am calling
the 800 number.

(Receptionist) Yes, I am sorry about the web site. It should be fixed by the
end of 2014. But I can help you.

(Customer) Thanks, I ordered some Pro V1 balls.

(Receptionist) Sir, Pro V1’s do not meet our minimum standards, I will be
happy to provide you with a choice of Pinnacle, TopFlite , or Callaway Blue.

(Customer) But I have played Pro V1 for years.

(Receptionist) The government has determined that Pro V1s are no longer
acceptable, so we have instructed Titleist to stop making them.  TopFlites
are better, sir, I am sure you will love them.

(Customer) But I like the Pro V1.  Why are TopFlites better?

(Receptionist) That is all spelled out in the 2700 page “Affordable Golf
Ball Act” passed by Congress.

(Customer) Well, how much are these TopFlites ?

(Receptionist) It depends sir, do you want our Bronze, Silver, Gold or
Platinum package?

(Customer) What’s the difference?

(Receptionist) 12, 24, 36 or 48 balls.

(Customer) The Silver package may be okay; how much is it?

(Receptionist) It depends, sir; what is your monthly income?

(Customer) What does that have to do with anything?

(Receptionist) I need that to determine your government Golf Ball subsidy;
then I can determine how much your out-of-pocket cost will be.  But if your
income is below the poverty level, you might qualify for a subsidy. In that
case, I can refer you to our BallAid department.

(Customer) BallAid ?

(Receptionist) Yes, golf balls are a right, everyone has a right to golf
balls.  So, if you can’t afford them, then the government will supply them
free of charge.

(Customer) Who said they were a right?

(Receptionist) Congress passed it, the President signed it and the Supreme
Court found it Constitutional.

(Customer) Whoa…..I don’t remember seeing anything in the Constitution
regarding golf balls as a right.

(Receptionist) There’s no explicit mention of golf balls in the
Constitution, but President Obama is a former constitutional scholar and he
believes it would have been included if the Constitution had not been
drafted by a bunch of slave-owning white men.  The Democrats in the Congress
and the Supreme Court agree with the President that golf balls are now a
right guaranteed by the Constitution.

(Customer) I don’t believe this…

(Receptionist) It’s the law of the land sir. Now, we anticipated most people
would go for the Silver Package, so what is your monthly income sir?

(Customer) Forget it, I think I will forgo the balls this year.

(Receptionist) In that case, sir, I will still need your monthly income.

(Customer) Why?

(Receptionist) To determine what your ‘non-participation’ cost would be.

(Customer) WHAT? You can’t charge me for NOT buying golf balls.

(Receptionist) It’s the law of the land, sir, approved by the Supreme Court.
It’s $49.50 or 1% of your monthly income…..

(Customer)(interrupting) This is ridiculous, I’ll pay the $49.50.

(Receptionist) Sir, it is the $49.50 or 1% of your monthly income, whichever
is greater.

(Customer) ARE YOU KIDDING ME? What a ripoff!!

(Receptionist) Actually sir, it is a good deal. Next year it will be 2%.

(Customer) Look, I’m going to call my Congressman to find out what’s going
on here. This is ridiculous. I’m not going to pay it.

(Receptionist) Sorry to hear that sir, that’s why I had the NSA track this
call and obtain the make and model of the cell phone you are using.

(Customer) Why does the NSA need to know what kind of CELL PHONE I AM USING?

(Receptionist) So they get your GPS coordinates, sir

(Door Bell rings followed immediately by a loud knock on the door)

(Receptionist) That would be the IRS, sir. Thanks for calling ObamaGolf ,
have a nice day…and God Bless the Land of the Free and the Home of the
Brave.

Amnesty 101

Amnesty 101

Fairly simple really.

Of course, we’re already seeing this develop in the United States, as European-Americans not only flee minority-run homelands such as Detroit and Los Angeles, but the Democratic Party as well. This is why amnesty is so important to Democrats, as they are hoping to import sufficient numbers of Hispanics to counter the transition to race-based power politics. keep reading

Virtue and Intelligence

Virtue and Intelligence

I go on this great republican principle, that the people will have virtue and intelligence to select men of virtue and wisdom. Is there no virtue among us? If there be not, we are in a wretched situation. No theoretical checks — no form of government can render us secure. To suppose that any form of government will secure liberty or happiness without any virtue in the people, is a chimerical idea, if there be sufficient virtue and intelligence in the community, it will be exercised in the selection of these men. So that we do not depend on their virtue, or put confidence in our rulers, but in the people who are to choose them.
– James Madison, The Debates in the Several State Conventions on the Adoption of the Federal Constitution


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Public Sector Pensions = City Killers

Public Sector Pensions = City Killers

I worked at a steel plant for eight terrifying months with union employees. I could work circles around most of them but because their badge number had an earlier hire date, I couldn’t move up by out working them. Most people assimilate to the union way….I quit.
The steel plant was a private company, it’s closed now and anything worth taking was sold to China and the plant demolished
, ironic huh.

Let’s look at public sector unions. They won’t close the government because China makes cheaper government, but the city/state can be dealt a blow by promises made by politicians on pensions. Democrats love unions because they do the same thing, get ahead using other peoples money.
Hard work used to be the mantra of America, now it’s who ya know, who ya blow, and quid pro quo. Sad.

When economists (those assholes again!) talk about public debt, they seldom mention the mountain of promises to government employees. If I promise you a job and regular raises for the next 30 years, that’s a debt I owe. It is no different than borrowing the money and handing it to you.

Problem is, it’s taxpayer money.

Furthermore, it’s no secret that state and municipal governments face few if any looming financial crises greater than pensions. Some governments have taken piecemeal steps to address this, largely copying moves made by the private sector. More specifically, defined contributions plans like 401ks are now recognized as far more sensible than the rich defined benefits schemes that were once the norm.

So it sounds great but in actual practice it fails miserably. Especially in a stagnant economy.

I can provide the answer here. They cannot be defused. They will explode when the cash runs out in the next decade. I’m not shedding any tears for the workers. They knew, or at least they should have known, that these lavish benefit packages were out of line. They live in the same world as the rest of us. They also know the money for those lavish pay and benefit plans comes out of their neighbors paycheck. To put it bluntly, they have been fucking the rest of us for decades so fuck’em.

Yep.

But the relationship between unions – whose power is increasingly concentrated in the public sector – and lawmakers means handsome deals have been struck between decidedly non-adversarial parties. Besides, it all involves other people’s money, and the unions have always provided handsome returns to friendly politicians’ campaign war chests. Taxpayers are now looking at the monstrous bill produced by such cozy extravagance.

It’s always the taxpayers getting screwed.

Louisiana, fortunately, doesn’t have as gigantic a burden as states like Connecticut face. That doesn’t mean it isn’t a huge problem in the Pelican State – to the tune of somewhere between $20 billion or nearly $75 billion, depending on which alarming report you consider more accurate.

Louisiana hasn’t adopted sensible reforms like raising the retirement age and moving to defined contribution plans. Louisiana taxpayers are still stuck with an antiquated and expensive arrangement where the defined benefit plan rules supreme.

In 2012 the Legislature did pass a law requiring future state hires to enroll in defined contribution plans, but led by the teachers’ unions and other interested parties – staffers, boards, lobbyists, investment salespeople, accountants, lawyers and the rest who ride like remoras on this bloated whale – the law was repealed.

What? Repealed? Shocker!

Of course. Letting public employees unionize was never about the state employees. It was about the democrat politicians hoovering off billions in tax dollars through the unions. The hacks running the unions funnel money to the politicians, who play ball. The union jacks also keep a nice share for themselves.

In other words, what Louisiana and practically every other state across this great land faces is a system that is — all together now — unsustainable.

There is no magic fountain. No one will do anything until it is too late. Detroit is the example states will follow. Over the next decade or so services will be reduced and budgets cut in areas like public recreation and road maintenance. Then the first waves of the crisis will hit state capitals. They will force haircuts on bond holders in an effort to contain the crisis. Eventually they will come back to pension plans and force haircuts on them. Some will simply default, passing a change to their constitutions to let them off the hook. The unions will sue, like they are in Illinois, but you can’t get blood from a stone.

What no one considers is those haircuts on bond holders will send ripples through the bond markets. A world built on passing debt around like whores at a biker bar cannot tolerate wholesale defaults. read entire article here

Boston Marathon Announces Security Changes

Boston Marathon Announces Security Changes

Just as you would think Boston is strengthening it’s security presence for the marathon. I can’t help but remember the old saying, “if you sacrifice a few liberties for a little more security you will lose both.”

Now let me be clear, whatever they have to do to keep people safe I am all for, I am just saddened that this is what America has come down to.
Seems to me that we have lost a lot of freedom already thanks to the religion of peace.

Besides setting up their own surveillance cameras, authorities are working with businesses along the route that may have their own cameras and can turn them to face the course, said Col. Tim Alben of the Massachusetts State Police.

The National Guard will deploy 400 soldiers, trained as military police, along the course, and the 3,500 police officers will spread out among eight cities and towns that take part in the race.

Don’t Sugar Coat It….

Don’t Sugar Coat It….

…tell us what you really think.

“Bill Clinton’s masterful handling of foreign policy was such a catastrophe that he had to deploy his national security adviser, Sandy Berger, to steal classified documents from the National Archives in 2003 to avoid their discovery by the 9/11 commission.

Twice, when Clinton was president, Sudan had offered to turn over bin Laden to the U.S. But, unfortunately, these offers came in early 1996 when Clinton was busy ejaculating on White House intern Monica Lewinsky. Clinton rebuffed Sudan’s offers.”- Ann Coulter

Sandy Berger – Wikipedia

Samuel Richard “Sandy” Berger (October 28, 1945 – December 2, 2015) was a Democratic attorney who served as the 18th US National Security Advisor for U.S. President Bill Clinton from 1997 to 2001 after he had served as the Deputy National Security Advisor for the Clinton administration from 1993 to 1997.


Gotta lover her!

“So now, another Russian leader is playing cat-and-mouse with an American president—and guess who’s the mouse? Putin has taunted Obama in Iran, in Syria and with Edward Snowden. By now, Obama has become such an object for Putin’s amusement that the fastest way to get the Russians out of Crimea would be for Obama to call on Putin to invade Ukraine.” – Ann Coulter