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Wonderful description of the current practice of the State of the Union Address and history of how it all changed…for the worse.
A Nod to Ace over at Ace of Spades HQ for the heads up.
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The annual State of the Union pageant is a hideous, dispiriting, ugly, monotonous, un-American, un-republican, anti-democratic, dreary, backward, monarchical, retch-inducing, depressing, shameful, crypto-imperial display of official self-aggrandizement and piteous toadying, a black Mass during which every unholy order of teacup totalitarian and cringing courtier gathers under the towering dome of a faux-Roman temple to listen to a speech with no content given by a man with no content, to rise and to be seated as is called for by the order of worship — it is a wonder they have not started genuflecting — with one wretched representative of their number squirreled away in some well-upholstered Washington hidey-hole in order to preserve the illusion that those gathered constitute a special class of humanity without whom we could not live.
It’s the most nauseating display in American public life — and I write that as someone who has just returned from a pornographers’ convention.
It’s worse than the Oscars.
When the moment comes and the sergeant-at-arms utters the sacred words — “Mr. Speaker! The president of the United States!” — the chamber will erupt, as though the assembled have entirely forgotten that the mysterious entity that is the object of this curious act of national worship only a decade ago was an obscure legislator in a destitute and corrupt state, a man whose most prominent legislative accomplishment was the passage of a bill requiring police to videotape confessions in potential capital cases — in a state in which there were as a practical matter no potential capital cases. (Illinois had not carried out an execution during the century in which the law was passed and was on its way toward abolishing capital punishment categorically.)
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Was there a State of the Union Speech? Guess I missed it.
Odie – As I was flipping through the channels last night I saw some health insurance salesman on quite a few channels at the same time. That could have been it…not quite sure, didn’t listen to what he was saying.
I saw a Snake oil salesman do his best to dance around the facts.
Here he is hoofing it with a little girl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfP-Ye3xRVY
Toejam – I think we saw the same guy. Has that look, ya know, used car salesman, sketchy looking dude, would probably lie right to your face.