Ten Reasons To Stay The Hell Out Of Syria…and stuff

Ten Reasons To Stay The Hell Out Of Syria…and stuff

10 REASONS NOT TO BOMB SYRIA, THE DUMBED DOWN VERSION
  1. WE ARE BROKE.
  2. WE’RE NOT 100% SURE WHO USED NERVE GAS.
  3. WE’VE SEEN THIS RE-RUN BEFORE.
  4. MALIA AND SASHA AREN’T OLD ENOUGH TO GO.
  5. OBAMA BROKE IT, BUT WON’T OWN IT.
  6. KERRY BLAMED THE USA FOR KILLING CHILDREN.
  7. BECAUSE BOEHNER, MCCAIN AND GRAHAM WANT TO.
  8. OBAMA IS SETTING UP REPUBLICANS TO TAKE THE BLAME.
  9. THE DEBT CEILING WILL GO HIGHER.
  10. WE ARE BROKE
     

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