I Cannot Shall Not Work With Them
I for one have had a gut full of this GOP smarmy bullshit. Time and again we watch as these asshats banter on about standing their ground and not caving into left wing democratic demands. Alas, the rats are swimming for higher ground. Time for the third party Tea Party to stand up and be counted.
Members of Congress have been on recess for only a few days, but it already seems the time away from Washington means more support for a pathway to citizenship among some Republicans.
In the past few days, two Republican members of the House of Representatives — Daniel Webster in Florida, Aaron Schock in Illinois — have expressed preliminary support for a way to legalize undocumented immigrants and allow them to eventually earn full citizenship. Even the House GOP whip, Kevin McCarthy (Calif.), announced support for legal status, although he stopped just short of supporting full citizenship.
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I cannot shall not work with them,
I do not like
those nasty Dems!
Would you, could you,
on a boat?
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not deal with them in the rain.
I will not talk to them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not ask them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do not like
those nasty Dems!
I do not like them,
Sam I Am.
You do not like them.
SO you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may I say.
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.
Say!
I seem to like those nasty Dems!
I do!! I like them, in a jam!
And I would join them in a boat!
And I would trust them with a goat…
And I will join them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good so good you see!
So I will like them in a box.
And I will trust them with a fox.
And I will invite them in a house.
And I will trust them with a mouse.
And I will join them here and there.
Say! I will join them ANHYWHERE!
I do so like
those gracious Dems!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam I Am
My apologies to Dr. Seuss and the destruction of his work.