While the N.Y. Times and Wash. Post don’t actually manufacture the paper they print their news on. The underlying jab is that their newspapers and content are pretty much nothing more than ass wipe.
I spent a good chunk of my life working at two
paper mills as a maintenance mechanic. Even
if the New York Slimes owned their own mill, it
would not be capable of producing toilet paper
or paper towels.
A newsprint machine can easily be converted to
produce corrugated stock. The product is dried
by steam rolls (60-80) in total. Toilet paper and
paper towels use a humongous superheated
dryer roll to fluff up the product.
3 thoughts on “Genius!!!”
While the N.Y. Times and Wash. Post don’t actually manufacture the paper they print their news on. The underlying jab is that their newspapers and content are pretty much nothing more than ass wipe.
I spent a good chunk of my life working at two
paper mills as a maintenance mechanic. Even
if the New York Slimes owned their own mill, it
would not be capable of producing toilet paper
or paper towels.
A newsprint machine can easily be converted to
produce corrugated stock. The product is dried
by steam rolls (60-80) in total. Toilet paper and
paper towels use a humongous superheated
dryer roll to fluff up the product.
Otherwise, the idea is pure genius!
Not a chance of this happening since then the Democrat-Media would then have been useful for something. They could never tolerate such a thing.