This is my avocado. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My avocado is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my avocado is useless. Without my avocado, I am useless. I must caress my avocado softly. I must caress my avocado more softly than my enemy, who is trying to deny me my guacamole. I must out caress it before m enemy out caresses me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my avocado and myself are soothers of my privileged Anglo guacamole lust, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but a bounty of avocados. Amen, se habla espanol fer sure.
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This is my avocado. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My avocado is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my avocado is useless. Without my avocado, I am useless. I must caress my avocado softly. I must caress my avocado more softly than my enemy, who is trying to deny me my guacamole. I must out caress it before m enemy out caresses me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my avocado and myself are soothers of my privileged Anglo guacamole lust, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but a bounty of avocados. Amen, se habla espanol fer sure.