Great minds think alike. I posted this elsewhere, but here’s my SOTU plan. 1. Take a sip of fine cognac whenever he says “income inequality.” 2. Slam down a tequila shot whenever he says “immigration reform.” 3. Chug a beer whenever he says “middle class.” I figure I’ll be drunk out of my mind and ready to vote democrat within five minutes… Reply
Tim – Well done. Yes you will be snockered PDQ, add when he says “climate change” and you may be working on alcohol poisoning. Reply
I’ll stick to North Carolina sweet tea. I won’t get drunk, but the numbers of “shots” will: 1) Make me have to pee every 3 minutes. 2) Bring on an early onset of stage 2 diabetes. Reply
Tuesday night bender…but, I can’t stand to listen or watch. Maybe I can find a live blog of the SOTU that will direct me when to drink. Reply
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Great minds think alike.
I posted this elsewhere, but here’s my SOTU plan.
1. Take a sip of fine cognac whenever he says “income inequality.”
2. Slam down a tequila shot whenever he says “immigration reform.”
3. Chug a beer whenever he says “middle class.”
I figure I’ll be drunk out of my mind and ready to vote democrat within five minutes…
Tim – Well done. Yes you will be snockered PDQ, add when he says “climate change” and you may be working on alcohol poisoning.
I’ll stick to North Carolina sweet tea. I won’t get drunk, but the numbers of “shots” will:
1) Make me have to pee every 3 minutes.
2) Bring on an early onset of stage 2 diabetes.
Toejam – After listening to that blowhard, your head will be spinning plenty.
Tuesday night bender…but, I can’t stand to listen or watch. Maybe I can find a live blog of the SOTU that will direct me when to drink.
Harper – I can’t stand to watch it either. Just the sound of his voice makes me cringe.