Its funny, at a gun show last month I saw some ‘snake charmer’ loads for my .357. We _do_ have black snakes occasionally in the coop stealing eggs. But if ol ‘roo decides to get too uppity… theres one with his name on it too!
Rhode Island Red, mine is like that one, the difference I don’t put up with his crap. I’d kick him into next week before I would run, running just reinforces that bad behavior.
Hell, I’d do it barefoot. Chicken ain’t wearing boots. However, i did Boot our foghorn leghorn several times when he decided to come after me. I guess I didn’t kick him hard enough the first time.
I celebrated when a hawk got mine. I got to hear the fight. Went to where it went down and laughed at the feathers on the ground. Damn thing attacked when I went in to feed and water. Finally just let it run wild and filled the bowls when he was Away. Sumbich snuck up on me while I was working in the shop. I heard wings flapping and looked back just in time to see him sinking the spurs through the jeans..
Dahh Murfugger,,
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Hilarity!
My great aunt had a lot of chickens when I was a kid. Asshole chickens like that always ended up in the pot. She wouldn’t tolerate them.
Mmmm… chicken stew tonight, roger!
Its funny, at a gun show last month I saw some ‘snake charmer’ loads for my .357. We _do_ have black snakes occasionally in the coop stealing eggs. But if ol ‘roo decides to get too uppity… theres one with his name on it too!
Rhode Island Red, mine is like that one, the difference I don’t put up with his crap. I’d kick him into next week before I would run, running just reinforces that bad behavior.
Kick him/her barefoot?
Hell, I’d do it barefoot. Chicken ain’t wearing boots. However, i did Boot our foghorn leghorn several times when he decided to come after me. I guess I didn’t kick him hard enough the first time.
Just thinking of the feet claws and spurs vs bare feet.
I celebrated when a hawk got mine. I got to hear the fight. Went to where it went down and laughed at the feathers on the ground. Damn thing attacked when I went in to feed and water. Finally just let it run wild and filled the bowls when he was Away. Sumbich snuck up on me while I was working in the shop. I heard wings flapping and looked back just in time to see him sinking the spurs through the jeans..
Dahh Murfugger,,