Heh….

Heh….

Naughty phrases you can only say at Thanksgiving…

1. Talk about a huge breast!


2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.


3. It’s Cool Whip time!


4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!


5. That’s one terrific spread!


6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.


7. Are you ready for seconds yet?


8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?


9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!


10. Don’t play with your meat.

11. You still have a little bit on your chin.

12. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.

13. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?

14. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!

18. That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!

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