What’s Victoria’s Secret?
From the email thingy.
So many unanswered questions!
I never found out who let the dogs out?
… the way to get to San Jose?
… why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps?
… why we don’t ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
… why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
… why “abbreviated” is such a long word?
… why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons?
… why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
… and, why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to??
… why does The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
… (you just tried to sing those two previous songs, didn’t you?
… and just what exactly is Victoria’s secret??
…and why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway ??
…..and why is there braille on the driveup ATM ???
6 thoughts on “What’s Victoria’s Secret?”
When we first moved out here to northern Ca. The first thing i did was find the way to San Jose. Just jump on the 680 and head south. Once there i couldn’t figure out why there was a song written about it though.
The extra penny for your two cents worth goes to pay taxes.
But Euripides, would that not be more than enough to pay off the national debt???
The government would have to charge two pennies for every thought to pay off the national debt.
And those are all superb questions. Inquiring minds want to know.
The way the country is going I believe that “Victoria’s Secret” is that men wear them too.