Angel over at the lonely libertarian sent this one:
Tiger
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate
> >their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin.”
> >
> >The husband replies, “That’s no big thing in this day and age.”
> >
> >The wife continues, “Yeah, I’ve been with one guy.”
> >
> >”Oh yeah? Who was the guy?”
> >
> >”Tiger Woods.”
> >
> >”Tiger Woods, the golfer?”
> >
> >”Yeah.”
> >
> >”Well, he’s rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him.”
> >
> >The husband and wife then make passionate love.
> >
> >When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
> >
> >”What are you doing?” asks the wife.
> >
> >The husband says, “I’m hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat.”
> >
> >”Tiger wouldn’t do that.”
> >
> >”Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?”
> >
> >”He’d come back to bed and do it a second time.”
> >
> >The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
> >
> >When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. “Now what are you
> >doing?” she asks.
> >
> >The husband says, “I’m still hungry so I was going to get room service to
> >get something to eat.”
> >
> >”Tiger wouldn’t do that.”
> >
> >”Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?”
> >
> >”He’d come back to bed and do it again.”
> >
> >The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.
> >
> >When they finish he’s tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
> >
> >The wife asks, “Are you calling room service?”
> >
> >”No! I’m calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole.”
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Angel over at the lonely libertarian sent this one:
Tiger
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate
> >their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin.”
> >
> >The husband replies, “That’s no big thing in this day and age.”
> >
> >The wife continues, “Yeah, I’ve been with one guy.”
> >
> >”Oh yeah? Who was the guy?”
> >
> >”Tiger Woods.”
> >
> >”Tiger Woods, the golfer?”
> >
> >”Yeah.”
> >
> >”Well, he’s rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him.”
> >
> >The husband and wife then make passionate love.
> >
> >When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
> >
> >”What are you doing?” asks the wife.
> >
> >The husband says, “I’m hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat.”
> >
> >”Tiger wouldn’t do that.”
> >
> >”Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?”
> >
> >”He’d come back to bed and do it a second time.”
> >
> >The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
> >
> >When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. “Now what are you
> >doing?” she asks.
> >
> >The husband says, “I’m still hungry so I was going to get room service to
> >get something to eat.”
> >
> >”Tiger wouldn’t do that.”
> >
> >”Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?”
> >
> >”He’d come back to bed and do it again.”
> >
> >The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.
> >
> >When they finish he’s tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
> >
> >The wife asks, “Are you calling room service?”
> >
> >”No! I’m calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole.”
Is there a link to these video clips? It would be interesting to see the entire conversation.
Na, it’s just Parks and Recreation gifs I found.