Nice Rides…
NSFW….Enjoy
Makes You Proud
Absoulutely bitchin!
Denzel Washington….Good Man
Remember this next time you walk up to the ticket window of your local movie theater with $10 in your hand.
The Media (Accidently?) Missed this one!!!!
The troops oversees would like you to send it to everybody you know. Don’t know whether you heard about this but Denzel Washington and his family visited the troops at Brook Army Medical Center , in San Antonio , Texas (BAMC) the other day. This is where soldiers who have been evacuated from Germany come to be hospitalized in the United States , especially burn victims. There are some buildings there called Fisher Houses.
The Fisher House is a Hotel where soldiers’ families can stay, for little or no charge, while their soldier is staying in the Hospital. BAMC has quite a few of these houses on base, but as you can imagine, they are almost filled most of the time.
While Denzel Washington was visiting BAMC, they gave him a tour of one of the Fisher Houses. He asked how much one of them would cost to build. He took his checkbook out and wrote a check for the full amount right there on the spot. The soldiers overseas were amazed to hear this story and want to get the word out to the American public, because it warmed their hearts to hear it.
The question is: why do:
Brad Pitt, Madonna, Tom Cruise and other Hollywood fluff make front page news with their ridiculous antics and Denzel Washington’s Patriotism doesn’t even make page 3 in the Metro section of any newspaper except the Local newspaper in San Antonio .
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A Strange Affair
Rothschild and Rockefeller – FINALLY – come out of the closet.
Well lah-dee-dah… 96 year old David ROCKEFELLER announced he and his 76 year old long-time life partner Baron Jacob (Lord) ROTHSCHILD, both gozillionaires, have decided to go public with their affair… forming RIT Capital Partners, an investment fund based in London. Like most secret affairs – these two men – have a several decades-long history of secret rendezvous – sumptuous plots – and have been screwing like robber baron rabbits for most of the last 100 years.
The grey-balls and their families have been f#@%ing like bulls destroying the fortunes of millions since the battle of Waterloo and before. (Google and see how Nathan Rothschild fucked his fellow country-men after Napoleon got his little french ass spanked by the English) [side note: yeah shocker right? French getting their ass whipped? But I digress]
You thought Bernie Maddoff was a crook? These boys make Maddoff look like a girl-scout. Grey-Balls have been sodomising their respective country-men with absolute disregard for anyone other than their own families. I don’t actually knock them for their looking after their families, or for their entrepreneurial efforts, or capitalist behaviors, with the exception that they aren’t doing so via Laissez-faire economics. No these duffers own the Federal Reserve. They control the US and British Governments through their Central Banks. They use the Government as their henchmen to force (at gunpoint) that everyone accept their vapor-paper money for exchange. They got the government to agree they don’t have to have anything backing it… and they are single handedly responsible for the economic global crisis we are in today through their Central Banking schemes. And GUESS WHAT… they now have YELLOW FEVER.
That’s right… the Grey-Balls are now heading to China, where they plan to get a rub and tug and happy-ending screwing all those fine hard working asian-types. Apparently the Greek bath-houses aren’t quite as satisfying as they once were, the Americans are still by-and-large oblivious to the fact they are being back-ended every time they spend a dollar, the rest of Europe is limp as a noodle financially, and the English simply don’t care… they enjoy being the sub to dominate Lords and Masters as they have for centuries… they play that role well. The Chinese are brand junkies, and are going to bend over and spread em and let the Grey-Balls do their thang.
Way to go team Grey-Balls… may they love you long-time.
Posted by: resultsguy
A Damn Shame Someone From Another Country Can Figure This Out…
….but our own people don’t realize what they have done.
This quote came from the Czech Republic . Someone over there has it figured out. It was translated into English from an article in the Prague newspaper, Prager Zeitungon.
The danger to America is not Barack Obama, but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the Presidency. It will be far easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to a depraved electorate willing to have such a man for their president. The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr. Obama, who is a mere symptom of what ails America . Blaming the prince of fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince. The Republic can survive a Barack Obama, who is, after all, merely a fool. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools, such as those who made him their President.”
They Walk Among Us
I doubt that half of this shit is true, but funny none the less.
A DC ‘airport ticket agent’ offers some examples of why the US is in so much trouble!
1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for
an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window.
2. I got a call from a Kansas Congressman’s (Moore) staffer (Howard Bauleke), who wanted to go to Cape Town . I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, and then he interrupted me with, ”I’m not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusetts …”
Without trying to make him look stupid, I calmly explained, ”Cape Cod is in Massachusetts , Cape Town is in South Africa …”
His response — click..
3. A senior Vermont Congressman (Bernie Sanders) called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando . He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that’s not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state.
He replied, ‘Don’t lie to me!, I looked on the map, and Florida is a very THIN state!!”
4. I got a call from a lawmaker’s wife (Landra Reid) who asked, ”Is it possible to see England from Canada ?”
I said, ”No.”
She said, ”But they look so close on the map”
5. An aide for a cabinet member (Janet Napolitano) once called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas .. I pulled up the reservation and noticed he had only a 1-hour layover in Dallas …. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, ”I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between gates to save time.”
6. An Illinois Congresswoman (Jan Schakowsky) called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 a.m., and got to Chicago at 8:33 a.m.
I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois , but she couldn’t understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went fast, and she bought that.
7. A New York lawmaker, (Jerrold Nadler) called and asked, ”Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?” I said, ‘No, why do you ask?’
He replied, ”Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I’m overweight. I think that’s very rude!”
After putting him on hold for a minute, while I looked into it. (I was dying laughing). I came back and explained the city code for Fresno , Ca. is (FAT – Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on his luggage..
8. A Senator John Kerry aide (Lindsay Ross) called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii . After going over all the cost info, she asked, ”Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii ?”
9. I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman, Bobby Bright from Ala. who asked, ”How do I know which plane to get on?”
I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, ”I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them.”
10 Senator Dianne Feinstein called and said, ”I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola , Florida . Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?”
I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola and fly on a commuter plane.
She said, ”Yeah, whatever, smarty!”
11 Mary Landrieu, La. Senator, called and had a question about the documents she needed in order to fly to China . After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded her that she needed a visa. “Oh, no I don’t.. I’ve been to China many times and never had to have one of those.”
I double checked and sure enough, her stay required a visa. When I told her this she said, ”Look, I’ve been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!”
12 A New Jersey Congressman (John Adler) called to make reservations, ”I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York .”
I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, ”Are you sure that’s the name of the town?”
‘Yes, what flights do you have?” replied the man.
After some searching, I came back with, ”I’m sorry, sir, I’ve looked up every airport code in the country and can’t find a rhino anywhere.”
”The man retorted, ”Oh, don’t be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!”
So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, ”You don’t mean Buffalo , do you?”
The reply? ”Whatever! I knew it was a big animal.”
Now you know why the Government is in the shape it’s in!
Could ANYONE be this DUMB?
YES, THEY WALK AMONG US, ARE IN POLITICS, AND THEY CONTINUE TO BREED.
I don’t write it, I just offer it for your consideration.
Just For Fun….’cause I can!
Gettin’ Old Sucks
Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old man.
“You always feel like you have to pee, and most of the time you stand there and get nothing.”
“Ah, that’s nothing,” said the 70-year-old.
“When you’re seventy, you don’t have a bowel movement any more.
You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and get nothing!”
“Actually,” said the 80-year-old, “Eighty is the worst age of all.”
“Do you have trouble peeing, too?” asked the 60-year old.
“No, I pee every morning at 6:00.
I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.”
“So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?”
“No, I have one every morning at 6:30.”
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said,
“You pee every morning at 6:00 and poop every morning at 6:30.
So what’s so bad about being 80?”
“I don’t wake up until 7:00.”
Ironic Don’t You Think
The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.
Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to “Please Do Not Feed the Animals” because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.