I live by the beach and I’ll tell you from experience (if its been a while since you’ve been to the beach) the west coast beach bitches, as in the ones that live at the beach, or party every weekend at the beach, are over-rated, conceited, snobby, tramp-stamp dope whores that are after your booze or your dope or both. That’s about it. They get their jollies at the bars getting guys to buy them drinks and lead on that their panties are wet so the guy thinks he’s gonna get laid. If one of them mistakenly mentions he has coke, they will go home with the guy and do all his coke and leave him with a thumping headache and a pair of blue balls. It happened to me 20 years ago (yes, I used to do a LOT of coke), and I know a few people that have had similar experiences with their weed, or ecstasy, or whatever. Live and learn I guess. Keep your valuables close. But I digress….
For the eye candy, yes the beach is the place to be from early May through middle November. One of my friends that I jam with has a recording studio at the beach and I was down there last Saturday. H-O-L-Y-S-H-I-T is about all I can say. The puntang was absolutely everywhere. The sun dresses and tight shorts are out in the early morning, and then thong bikinis all afternoon for as far as the eye can see. The ones that are uber tan, like leathery skinned are the local coke whores or aspiring coke whore strippers that are spending too much time in the Fake n’ Bake salon. Either way, I don’t even give them a second look, because beauty really is only skin deep, and I am too old and too impatient to put up with stupid bitches like that. Pretty on the outside and HIDEOUS on the inside. No thanks.
Oh and the model in your post doesn’t look like a coke whore. She is way classier than that. No, I bet she is more of the convertible-sports-car-and-flashy-look-at-me type of whore that only dates guys her father’s age that have lots of money and fancy shit, but no stamina or talent when it comes to taking care of her sexual needs. Chances are she has herself a college aged guy or a few of them on the side for taking care of that. So, I’d say she’s still a whore no matter how you slice it. She does have fantastic tits though, and if given the opportunity, I would slam that like a screen door in a hurricane!
Charlie – Thanks for the input. Personally I would buy her a drink just to take a picture with me that I could use to show my buddies and lie about how much fun we had and how great she was in bed. Only to know myself that is a lie but only cost me a drink. It is a sad reality.
NO coke whores allowed.
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I live by the beach and I’ll tell you from experience (if its been a while since you’ve been to the beach) the west coast beach bitches, as in the ones that live at the beach, or party every weekend at the beach, are over-rated, conceited, snobby, tramp-stamp dope whores that are after your booze or your dope or both. That’s about it. They get their jollies at the bars getting guys to buy them drinks and lead on that their panties are wet so the guy thinks he’s gonna get laid. If one of them mistakenly mentions he has coke, they will go home with the guy and do all his coke and leave him with a thumping headache and a pair of blue balls. It happened to me 20 years ago (yes, I used to do a LOT of coke), and I know a few people that have had similar experiences with their weed, or ecstasy, or whatever. Live and learn I guess. Keep your valuables close. But I digress….
For the eye candy, yes the beach is the place to be from early May through middle November. One of my friends that I jam with has a recording studio at the beach and I was down there last Saturday. H-O-L-Y-S-H-I-T is about all I can say. The puntang was absolutely everywhere. The sun dresses and tight shorts are out in the early morning, and then thong bikinis all afternoon for as far as the eye can see. The ones that are uber tan, like leathery skinned are the local coke whores or aspiring coke whore strippers that are spending too much time in the Fake n’ Bake salon. Either way, I don’t even give them a second look, because beauty really is only skin deep, and I am too old and too impatient to put up with stupid bitches like that. Pretty on the outside and HIDEOUS on the inside. No thanks.
Oh and the model in your post doesn’t look like a coke whore. She is way classier than that. No, I bet she is more of the convertible-sports-car-and-flashy-look-at-me type of whore that only dates guys her father’s age that have lots of money and fancy shit, but no stamina or talent when it comes to taking care of her sexual needs. Chances are she has herself a college aged guy or a few of them on the side for taking care of that. So, I’d say she’s still a whore no matter how you slice it. She does have fantastic tits though, and if given the opportunity, I would slam that like a screen door in a hurricane!
Charlie – Thanks for the input. Personally I would buy her a drink just to take a picture with me that I could use to show my buddies and lie about how much fun we had and how great she was in bed. Only to know myself that is a lie but only cost me a drink. It is a sad reality.
NO coke whores allowed.
10-4! LMAO!