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Bitch Slapped

Bitch Slapped

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Mr. Star Spangled MAGA on X (formerly Twitter): “Dear @CAgovernorListen up you wanna-be president…You’re about to get Chernobyl’d. Half of this is about you chasing Trump’s shadow like a desperate groupie.The other half is your 2028 campaign getting skull-fcked by reality.You’re out here in 2025 acting like you can… / X”

Dear @CAgovernorListen up you wanna-be president…You’re about to get Chernobyl’d. Half of this is about you chasing Trump’s shadow like a desperate groupie.The other half is your 2028 campaign getting skull-fcked by reality.You’re out here in 2025 acting like you can…

Dear

@CAgovernor

Listen up you wanna-be president… You’re about to get Chernobyl’d. Half of this is about you chasing Trump’s shadow like a desperate groupie. The other half is your 2028 campaign getting skull-fcked by reality. You’re out here in 2025 acting like you can steal the spotlight from Donald J. Trump, the man whose every tweet hits like a fckihg meteor. You’re not a rival bro. You’re fanboy with a restraining order just waiting to happen.

Your obsession with Trump is so creepy it makes stalkers look like they’re just dropping by for coffee. Every time you speak his name you do so to bring attention to yours. It’s so cringey and pathetic that it literally makes me say the word “ew” out loud. Every time you open that Botox-stiffened mouth, it’s “Trump’s bad, Trump’s evil”. He’s out there commanding arenas while you’re posing for selfies in a state that smells like a landfill’s asshole.

And California? Holy shit Gav. San Francisco’s streets are so caked in crap and needles you’d think it’s hosting the Shit Olympics. Homeless camps are bigger than most suburbs, and the only thing growing faster than the drug trade is your ego. Your whole vibe is a pathetic attempt to out-Trump Trump, and it’s like watching a chihuahua try to out-bark a fcking lion. President Trump could sell ice to penguins, while your speeches sound like a yoga instructor reading from a self-help book.

Does the name “bitch ass” ring a bell? That’s you. You’re so desperate to be the anti-Trump you’ve forgotten how to do the job you were elected to do. Every X post, every press conference, every fcking breath you take is about him. Trump is living in your head like it’s a penthouse suite, and it’s fcking glorious to watch you unravel. And that brings me to your doomed 2028 Presidential run against J-Dizzle.

Fast forward to 2028, Gavin, and you’re still chasing that White House pipe dream like a dog humping a lamppost. You’re gearing up to face JD Vance, Trump’s heir apparent, and let me tell you, you’re gonna get your ass obliterated so hard they’ll name a crater after you. Vance is a gladiator bro. He is as sharp as a switchblade, real as a Rust Belt bar fight, and carrying Trump’s MAGA torch like it’s the Olympic flame. You? You probably have meetings in saunas and wear socks up to your knee. Do you wear garters too?

You’re just a prissy little bitch boy with a state that looks like a zombie apocalypse fcked a landfill. I’m sorry, I meant JoJoFromJerz. Vance will shred you like a pitbull with a chew toy, because he’s got the heart of America and you’ve got the soul of a corporate retreat. Voters will see right through your bullshit, because you’re not fooling anyone with that plastic smile. He will point right at your state and say, “That’s what this fcker does,” and the crowd will lose their minds.

You’re not just gonna lose, Gavin. You’re gonna get humiliated. Stop dreaming of the White House. You’re not Trump. You’ll never be Vance. You’re just Gavin Newsom, the dipshit who fcked California and thought he could bullshit America. Eat shit. San Francisco has plenty.

In freedom, Mr. Star-Spangled MAGA

The Ultimate Mind F**k

The Ultimate Mind F**k

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Dr. Simon Goddek
@goddeketal
HOW THEY CREATED THE FAKE PANDEMIC
1. China released staged footage of people “dropping dead” in the streets: scenes never seen anywhere else in the world prior and after December 2019.
2. A PCR test was introduced that didn’t determine if someone was actually sick. Almost all results were false positives.
3. They pushed the lie of asymptomatic transmission to justify restrictions on healthy people and mass testing the whole world.
4. Tech companies and media outlets were mobilized to censor dissent and label truth as “misinformation.”
5. Behavioral psychologists were used to craft fear-based messaging and manipulate public compliance.
6. To maintain the illusion of a deadly pandemic, they needed excess mortality data.
7. Since mild cold symptoms wouldn’t deliver that, they terrorized the global population to trigger a mass psychogenic illness.
8. Constant fearmongering led to chronically elevated cortisol levels, weakening immune systems, especially among the elderly.
9. Social isolation, medical neglect, and lockdowns caused the excess deaths they needed to support the narrative.
10. They suddenly claimed masks worked, something no serious authority had ever recommended before for respiratory pathogens, turning every face into a walking billboard for fear.
11. People were gaslit into staying home “until the vaccine was ready,” giving authorities more time to expand control.
12. They injected billions with an experimental product, claiming it would prevent infection and transmission.
13. When that failed, they moved the goalposts: “If the unvaccinated don’t get the shot, your shot won’t work.”
14. They invented new “variants” every few months to justify never-ending booster campaigns.
15. They fabricated a new condition, “long COVID,” to cover up the mounting side effects of the injections.
16. Pharmaceutical giants made record profits, protected by government contracts and zero liability.
17. Those who spoke out were silenced, banned, investigated, or publicly discredited.
18. And once the narrative became too absurd to sustain, they abruptly declared the pandemic over, and pretended none of it had ever happened.
Seems about right

Seems about right

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Francesco™️ on X (formerly Twitter): “Look at me. I’m a Malibu Liberal. I believe in climate justice. Can you believe I actually said those words?! I’ve posted those words. I’ve whispered them into quartz. I ate kelp-based protein and offset my flights to Tulum through an app made by annoying Stanford kids. I… pic.twitter.com/2oUyWUJhYH / X”

Look at me. I’m a Malibu Liberal. I believe in climate justice. Can you believe I actually said those words?! I’ve posted those words. I’ve whispered them into quartz. I ate kelp-based protein and offset my flights to Tulum through an app made by annoying Stanford kids. I… pic.twitter.com/2oUyWUJhYH

Look at me. I’m a Malibu Liberal. I believe in climate justice. Can you believe I actually said those words?! I’ve posted those words. I’ve whispered them into quartz. I ate kelp-based protein and offset my flights to Tulum through an app made by annoying Stanford kids. I composted at scale. I did all of the things. Our home was solar-powered, LEED-certified, AND tastefully non-invasive—except for the footprint, which was enormous. But it was *intentional*. And even though it cost a fortune, I STILL did all of the things.

We marched. We meditated. I once cried over a Greta Thunberg speech in my Range Rover outside Nobu. But nature doesn’t care about ANY of that. It just burns—helped along, of course, by decades of political incompetence. And when it burned, the city sent not one, not two, but THREE lesbian fire chiefs with not a single hose between them. Look, DEI is important, I get that. But not when the hillside’s ON FIRE. The mayor showed up three days later from Africa, only to take a selfie and mispronounce “Malibu.” And I’m all for representation, but that [REDACTED].

We lost EVERYTHING! And when we tried to rebuild, we met the final boss: Democrat bureaucracy. Six months for a soil report. A year for coastal variances. Our rebuild “disrespected the ridgeline.” Whatever that means. I met with the Architectural Review Board while on mushrooms and I still don’t know if that meeting was real. Our contractor was approved, then unapproved, then deported. We got a violation for sandbagging our own driveway. We’ve spent $120,000 just to *not* live in our house. I asked a councilwoman for help. She sent me back a workbook titled ‘Rethinking Home’ and a notice from the county asking us not to disturb owl mating zones while our lives are literally ash.

So fuck it.

Fuck the permits.

Fuck the endangered sand beetle.

Fuck the Architectural Review Board.

Fuck the Democrats.

Where is my MAGA hat.

[True Story]

Bastards

Bastards

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Wall Street Apes on X (formerly Twitter): “DOGE findings at the US Treasury- $50 billion a year is going to people that have no known social security number or a ID on file- The Treasury Department doesn’t keep itemized records of their payouts, so there’s no way to follow up and check as to where the money is going… pic.twitter.com/Ddqw35CwSi / X”

DOGE findings at the US Treasury- $50 billion a year is going to people that have no known social security number or a ID on file- The Treasury Department doesn’t keep itemized records of their payouts, so there’s no way to follow up and check as to where the money is going…