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Most Democratic Politicians Were Lawyers

Most Democratic Politicians Were Lawyers

So this should not surprise you.
Actual courtroom questions:


ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?

 WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? 
The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.

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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral…
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.

Mickelson To Pay Over 61% In California Taxes….After Being Taxed In The UK

Mickelson To Pay Over 61% In California Taxes….After Being Taxed In The UK

After he took so much shit just about talking about his tax bill in his home state, Phil gets nailed again. If I was Phil, I get the hell out.

LOS ANGELES (CBSLA.com) — Thanks to his recent wins at both The Open Championship and the Scottish Open, Phil Mickelson pocketed more than $2.16 million in just two weeksThe world’s top golfer —who came under fire earlier this year when he complained about his supposed 60 percent tax rate as a California resident — is taking another hit on his recent earnings.

According to Forbes, Mickelson has been subjected to the United Kingdom’s 45 percent tax rate for those who make more than £150,000 a year. In addition, the magazine reports, he will be taxed on a portion of the endorsement income he earned during his time in Scotland.

Phil Mickelson of the United States poses with the trophy and his wife Amy and children Evan, Amanda (R) and Sophia after his victory on the 1st hole of a sudden-death playoff during the final round of the Aberdeen Asset Management Scottish Open at Castle Stuart Golf Links on July 14, 2013 in Inverness, Scotland. (credit: Andrew Redington/Getty Images) While Mickelson can take a foreign tax credit to avoid being taxed again by the U.S. government, he still has to pay self-employment taxes, the new Medicare surtax, and hand over 13.3 percent of his wages to the state of California, which does not have a foreign tax credit, Forbes reported.

Forbes estimates he will take home $842,700, which, of course, does not include any of his tax-deductible travel expenses and the additional 10 percent he owes to his caddy.

It’s not known whether Mickelson is planning on leaving California, but his $7 million Rancho Santa Fe estate is on the market.

Lessons Of The Past

Lessons Of The Past

No two ways about it, the police and various federal agencies are gearing up for something. 

What’s sad is that most people don’t understand the reference, or who Patrick Henry is.

684 Million Obamacare Propaganda Cost

684 Million Obamacare Propaganda Cost

That’s right! The Obama administration is gearing up to spend a staggering $680,000,000 just to advertise Obamacare.  And who is paying for all of this?  That’s right…you are.

from AP:

It will make you stronger. It will give you peace of mind and make you feel like a winner. Health insurance is what the whole country has been talking about, so don’t be left out.

Sound like a sales pitch? Get ready for a lot more. As President Barack Obama’s health care law moves from theory to reality in the coming months, its success may hinge on whether the best minds in advertising can reach one of the hardest-to-find parts of the population: people without health coverage.

The campaign won’t come cheap: The total amount to be spent nationally on publicity, marketing and advertising will be at least $684 million, according to data compiled The Associated Press from federal and state sources.

About 16 percent of Americans are uninsured, but despite years of political debate and media attention, more than three-quarters of them still know little about the law known as “Obamacare,” according to recent surveys.

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This is downright immoral, spending the better part of a BILLION dollars to advertise a welfare program and get more people hooked on the government dole.  

It’s time for a full repeal, and until we get there, let’s defund the entire monstrosity, starting with this ridiculous marketing budget.

Huma Abedin Has A Firm Grasp On Weiner

Huma Abedin Has A Firm Grasp On Weiner

This shit writes itself.

Still shocking that a New York pervert is running for Mayor, and may win. And his stead fast wife, Huma Abedin, was Hillary Clintons right hand girl, (insert pun here). How can people not see the obvious problems with this? Pervert married to muslim cover girl for Hillary, my goodness how many scandals can people ignore from one couple?

Today Wiener vowed to push forward with Huma holding strong, even though she acknowledges hours of therapy to fix an obvious problem. Hmmmm, yeah New York, that’s the man you want running your city, but I guess if you elected Bloomy and Shumer, Wiener may be right down your alley.  

Oh my hell this is to easy.

Mooch Speaks At La Raza Conference

Mooch Speaks At La Raza Conference

The first lady faces the issue of immigration Tuesday when she gives the keynote speech at the annual conference of the National Council of La Raza, a Latino advocacy group. Immigration is one of President Barack Obama’s top second-term priorities.

 

 

 

 

As we watch Mooch shove her and her husbands noses up La Raza’s ass, what is La Raza really?

"our"?

The Council of La Raza succeeded in having itself added to congressional hearings by Republican House and Senate leaders. And an anonymous senator even gave the Council of La Raza an extra $4 million in earmarked taxpayer money, supposedly for “housing reform,” while La Raza continues to lobby the Senate for virtual open borders and amnesty for illegal aliens.

The Mexican flag flew over a crowd of pro-amnesty marchers in New York. Marches like this across the U.S. have been supported by the “La Raza” movement. (Reuters/Seth Wenig)

 Radical ‘Reconquista’ Agenda

Behind the respectable front of the National Council of La Raza lies the real agenda of the La Raza movement, the agenda that led to those thousands of illegal immigrants in the streets of American cities, waving Mexican flags, brazenly defying our laws, and demanding concessions.

Key among the secondary organizations is the radical racist group Movimiento Estudiantil Chicano de Aztlan, or Chicano Student Movement of Aztlan (MEChA), one of the most anti-American groups in the country, which has permeated U.S. campuses since the 1960s, and continues its push to carve a racist nation out of the American West.

This is coming straight from the official MEChA sites at Georgetown University, the University of Texas, UCLA, University of Michigan, University of Colorado, University of Oregon, and many other colleges and universities around the country.

MEChA was in fact reported to be one of the main organizers of those street demonstrations we witnessed over the past weeks. That helps explain why those hordes of illegal immigrants weren’t asking for amnesty — they were demanding an end to U.S. law, period. Unlike past waves of immigrants who sought to become responsible members of American society, these protesters reject American society altogether, because they have been taught that America rightfully belongs to them.

This plan is what is referred to as the “Reconquista” or reconquest, of the Western U.S.

Is the National Council of La Raza itself a racist organization? Regardless of the organization’s suspect ties, the majority of its members are not. When one examines all the organization’s activities, they are commendable non-profit projects, such as education and housing programs.

But even these defensible efforts raise the question of whether education and housing programs funded with federal tax dollars should be used in programs specifically targeted to benefit just one ethnic group.

La Raza defenders usually respond by calling anyone making these allegations “a racist” for having called attention to La Raza’s racist links.

Any questions? This administration panders to whatever minority group will effect them votes. Pure and simple the Obama’s, (or any east coast politician), have NO idea what happens out west, they don’t understand the problem of illegal immigrants because they don’t live it. And here you have La Raza visitiung the Whitehouse and the FLOTUS meeting with them personally.
This in itself is troubling enough, but it speaks to the ultimate plan of this administration. Divide and conquer, no matter who you have to get in bed with.