Heh…..
In the inbox today:
The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains
of Alaska. He was driving along near a campground when he heard a
frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless
Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, and an old “Vote for Hillary” tee
shirt.
The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about
trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers all
wearing “Go Trump” shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a .44
magnum slug right into the bear’s chest. The two other men pulled the
semiconscious Democrat from the bear’s grasp. Then using baseball
bats, the three loggers finished off the bear.
Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup
truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back
seat.
As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them over to him “I
give you my blessing for your brave actions!”he proudly proclaimed. “I
have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and
Democratic Party supporters, but now I’ve seen with my own eyes that
this is not true.”
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, “Who was that guy?”
“Dude, that was the Pope,” another replied.
“It’s reported that he has access to all wisdom.”
“Well,” the logger said, “he may have access to all wisdom, but he
don’t know shit about bear hunting. By the way, is the bait still
alive or do we need to go back to California and get another one?”
