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More at AdWeek, “Kate Upton Sinks Her Teeth Into a Hardee’s-Carl’s Jr. Commercial.”
More at AdWeek, “Kate Upton Sinks Her Teeth Into a Hardee’s-Carl’s Jr. Commercial.”
Obambam’s new policy of stopping deportation so he can secure the latino vote is pathetic. Chicago politics never cease to amaze me. The deportations may be down, but the importations, (is that a word), seem to be doing just fine.
At 3 million per mile to build a fence you would think they could design a fence that… you know… you can’t climb. Whoever came up with the design for this must not have been clued into what the fence was for. I can see the conversation now.
Homeland Security: Let’s build a fence!
Design Contractor: OK, how high, how long, and what are you using it for?
Homeland Security: Kinda high but not to high, it is gonna cover a few miles but I don’t know yet, depends on costs, union contractors ya know. Our new fence should be designed as a deterrent, ominous looking, we are just trying to scare people and show the public that we are serious.
Design Contractor: Electric, deep pilings, surface that can’t be climbed?
Homeland Security: Are you crazy! We don’t want anybody to get electrocuted, or have a tunnel collapse on the poor souls, and if the surface can’t be climbed, they may use structures or ladders to get over and a fall could injure them. No just build a basic fence, like you would want between you and your neighbors ugly house. High enough to not see across but you can still peek over.
Design Contractor: OK, how is this? Homeland Security: Perfect!!
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Afghan patience is wearing thin with repeated acts of cultural insensitivity by foreign troops. Meanwhile, Americans and Europeans are growing increasingly resentful of the mounting number of treacherous attacks by Afghan forces they are trying to train.
I have your cultural insensitivity right here you murderous son of a bitches!
I have had enough. It is time to bring the troops home. I have been under the assumption that our military, regardless of what the President screws up, would be able to contain the situation in Afghanistan. Apparently that was a huge misconception on my part. The latest uprising that has resulted in the deaths of four Americans is reprehensible at best. The fact the POTUS has decided to apologize and force his military commanders to do likewise is inconceivable.
Get them out! Let the lice ridden, goat fucking, diseased horde get the they have coming to them.
Found at Broadside Blog
H/T Theo Spark
Bill Maher – “We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies.”
Bill Maher – “Let’s face it God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him”
Bill Maher – “We survived the 1980’s. Back then, the economic program was called trickle down. That actually meant they were pissing on you.”
Bill Maher – “Why are there so many puritans in this country, and why cant the rest of us make them go away”
Bill Maher – “What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.”
Bill Maher – “When they talk about values, they are talking about things like going to church, voting for Bush, being loyal to Jesus, praying. These are not values.”
Bill Maher – “Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.”
Bill Maher – “A lot of good has come from drugs. I think ‘Penny Lane’ is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn’t even be born if it weren’t for that album, so it evens out.”
Bill Maher – “I said I didn’t respect religion . . . and anyone who believes in fairy tales to answer questions that we can’t answer. . . . So I don’t respect our religions either.”
Bill Maher – “Abstinence is a perversion.”