After 800 bucks for parts and whatever the cost for labor, I am taking my Avalanche in for a transmission rebuild tomorrow. It would have been easier to hand over the cash if I was dealing with one of these well qualified individuals below. I can assure you the shop I went to does not have any employees with these credentials.
60+ degrees around here and the golf courses are open. Time to play!!!!
I miss golf.
Not happy they benched Alex Smith but this is my prediction. 49ers 21-17
A Nod To The Chive For All The Images
A young blonde girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a “handy woman” and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
“Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch” he said. “How much will you charge me?”
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, “How about $50?”
The man agreed and told her that the paint, brushes and everything she would need were in the garage.
The man’s wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, “Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?”
“I guess she will find out.” he responded.
The wife replied, “You’re right. I guess I’m starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes.”
A few hours later the blonde came to the door to collect her money..
“You’re finished already??” the startled husband asked.
“Yes,” the blonde replied, “and I even had paint left over so I gave it two coats.”
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her along with a $10 tip.
“Thank you,” the blonde said, “And, by the way, it’s not a Porch, it’s an Audi.”
I was going to write something very snarky about Piers Morgan but I am tired and a little buzzed. This will have to do.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
Been awfully political/militant as of late. Have some Rule 5 in honor of Madam Feinstein.
