Just For Fun….’cause I can!
Gettin’ Old Sucks
Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old man.
“You always feel like you have to pee, and most of the time you stand there and get nothing.”
“Ah, that’s nothing,” said the 70-year-old.
“When you’re seventy, you don’t have a bowel movement any more.
You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and get nothing!”
“Actually,” said the 80-year-old, “Eighty is the worst age of all.”
“Do you have trouble peeing, too?” asked the 60-year old.
“No, I pee every morning at 6:00.
I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.”
“So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?”
“No, I have one every morning at 6:30.”
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said,
“You pee every morning at 6:00 and poop every morning at 6:30.
So what’s so bad about being 80?”
“I don’t wake up until 7:00.”
Ironic Don’t You Think
The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.
Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to “Please Do Not Feed the Animals” because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.
Legend Of A Cowgirl
Love the music…freaky vid at times. Check out the dancing bikers at the 0.46 mark. Hilarious!
Sorry the video is choppy, go to this video youtube site to get a smooth clip…my bad.
http://youtu.be/XP3SLGscvnM
Social Security….Nothing Secure About It
Our Social Security
Franklin Roosevelt, a Democrat, introduced the Social Security (FICA) Program. He promised:
1.) That participation in the Program would be
Completely voluntary,
No longer Voluntary
2.) That the participants would only have to pay
1% of the first $1,400 of their annual
Incomes into the Program,
Now 7.65% on the first $90,000
3.) That the money the participants elected to put
into the Program would be deductible from
their income for tax purposes each year,
No longer tax deductible
4.) That the money the participants put into the
independent ‘Trust Fund’ rather than into the
general operating fund, and therefore, would
only be used to fund the Social Security
Retirement Program, and no other
Government program, and,
Under Johnson the money was moved to
The General Fund and Spent
5.) That the annuity payments to the retirees would never be taxed as income.
Under Clinton & Gore
Up to 85% of your Social Security can be Taxed
Since many of us have paid into FICA for years and are
now receiving a Social Security check every month —
and then finding that we are getting taxed on 85% of
the money we paid to the Federal government to ‘put away’ — you may be interested in the following:
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Q: Which Political Party took Social Security from the independent ‘Trust Fund’ and put it into the
general fund so that Congress could spend it?
A: It was Lyndon Johnson and the democratically
controlled House and Senate.
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Q: Which Political Party eliminated the income tax
deduction for Social Security (FICA) withholding?
A: The Democratic Party.
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Q: Which Political Party started taxing Social
Security annuities?
A: The Democratic Party, with Al Gore casting the
‘tie-breaking’ deciding vote as President of the
Senate, while he was Vice President of the US
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Q: Which Political Party decided to start
giving annuity payments to immigrants?
AND MY FAVORITE:
A: That’s right!
Jimmy Carter and the Democratic Party
Immigrants moved into this country, and at age 65,
began to receive Social Security payments! The
Democratic Party gave these payments to them,
even though they never paid a dime into it!
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Then, after violating the original contract (FICA),
the Democrats turn around and tell you that the Republicans want to take your Social Security away!
And the worst part about it is uninformed citizens believe it!
A Nod to Sarge over at a herd of turtles
Obama Blows More Smoke….
….up his Obamabots asses, I’m not falling for it.
Speaking Thursday afternoon in Newton, Iowa, President Barack Obama pitched his idea for $5 billion in new tax credits for companies that manufacture equipment—such as windmill blades and solar panels—for “clean energy” companies.
“Nobody wants a handout,” Obama said. “Nobody wants to get something for nothing.”
Really….
http://youtu.be/GYN3o4dGbyc
Sorry for the Maher shot at the start, he was probably aghast at the implications of this clip.
Now what about the Green Energy parasites…they want something for nothing…and they got it.
But wait theres more….remember “nobody wants a handout, nobody wants something for nothing”. What a clueless idiot.
http://youtu.be/gKrp81SINkc
Old Guys Rule!
A Simple Thank You
This is my only post for the weekend. See ya Tuesday!
And an FYI for the folks wondering what Obama has planned for the day:
Vice President Biden will deliver remarks to families of fallen military service personnel in Arlington, Va. President Obama has no public appearances.
Any Questions?
Obambam Gives Up Seal Team 6 Name To Hollywood
How is this man and his minions allowed to stay in the Whitehouse? I can’t even tell you how low of a standard has been set by this narcissist POTUS. To keep himself in office, he gives up national security secrets? What kind of bullshit is that? The guy will stop at nothing to get re-elected, and if that means sacrificing the national security, or the safety of another human being, so be it. And yeah, you can feel secure in the fact that he gave thin information to someone from Hollywood, they have a long history of being reliable and can keep secrets. Link to story after quotes below clip.
You know what I have to say about that…..wait for it…..
http://youtu.be/gqvMcQz4dKg
National Security: New documents obtained by a watchdog group show our commander in chief gave the name of a Navy Seal Team 6 commander to the makers of a movie about Osama bin Laden.
Those documents, recently obtained by Judicial Watch, reveal that the Obama administration not only spiked the football and did an end-zone dance after the Navy SEALs dispatched bin Laden from his Club Pakistan abode, but was also willing to expose to the other side our playbook and the name of a SEAL commander.
“These documents, which took nine months and a federal lawsuit to disgorge from the Obama administration, show that politically connected filmmakers were given extraordinary and secret access to bin Laden raid information, including the identity of a SEAL Team 6 leader,” said Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton.
“It is both ironic and hypocritical,” Fitton noted, “that the Obama administration stonewalled Judicial Watch’s pursuit of the bin Laden death photos, citing national security concerns, yet seemed willing to share intimate details regarding the raid to help Hollywood filmmakers release a movie ‘perfectly timed to give a home-stretch boost’ (as described by New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd) to the Obama campaign.”
Read More Here: Scooter Obama Outs Navy SEAL Team 6 Leader For Movie