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A Wifes Love

A Wifes Love

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A very old man lay dying in his bed. In death’s doorway, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookie wafting up the stairs. 

He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands. 

With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death’s agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven. 

There, spread out on newspapers on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies. 

Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? 

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table. The aged and withered hand, shaking, made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when he was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife. 

“Stay out of those,” she said. “They’re for the funeral.

Just a Heads Up

Just a Heads Up

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I have taken a new job which will put me into night-time posting mode. keep comin’ back…I will keep posting away.

Here is something to get you through Monday.

Denzel Washington….Good Man

Denzel Washington….Good Man

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Remember this next time you walk up to the ticket window of your local movie theater with $10   in your hand.  

The   Media (Accidently?) Missed  this  one!!!! 

The   troops oversees would like you to send it  to everybody you know. Don’t   know whether you  heard about this  but  Denzel   Washington  and  his family  visited the troops at    Brook Army Medical Center , in San   Antonio ,    Texas   (BAMC) the other day. This is where  soldiers who have been evacuated from Germany  come to be hospitalized in the United States ,  especially burn  victims. There are some  buildings there called Fisher Houses.  

The  Fisher House is a Hotel where soldiers’ families  can stay, for little or no charge, while their  soldier is staying in the Hospital. BAMC has  quite a few of these houses on base, but as you  can imagine, they are almost filled most of the  time.  

While  Denzel  Washington was  visiting  BAMC, they gave him a tour of one  of the Fisher Houses. He  asked how much  one of them would cost to build. He took his  checkbook out and wrote a check for the  full   amount  right there on the spot. The soldiers overseas  were amazed to hear this story and want to get  the word out to the American public, because it  warmed their hearts  to hear  it.  

The  question is:  why   do:
Brad   Pitt, Madonna,  Tom  Cruise and other Hollywood fluff  make  front page news with their ridiculous  antics and  Denzel  Washington’s Patriotism  doesn’t  even make page 3 in the Metro section of any  newspaper except the Local newspaper in San  Antonio .

Remember.  . . .A Veteran – whether active duty, retired,  national guard or reserve – is someone who, at one  point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable  to ‘The United States of America’, for an amount of  ‘up to and including my life.’

That is honor,  and there are way too many people in this country  who no longer understand it.
— Author  Unknown

 

A Strange Affair

A Strange Affair

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Rothschild and Rockefeller – FINALLY – come out of the closet. 

 
Well lah-dee-dah… 96 year old David ROCKEFELLER  announced he and his 76 year old long-time life partner Baron Jacob (Lord) ROTHSCHILD, both gozillionaires, have decided to go public with their affair… forming RIT Capital Partners, an investment fund based in London. Like most secret affairs – these two men – have a several decades-long history of secret rendezvous – sumptuous plots – and have been screwing like robber baron rabbits for most of the last 100 years. 
 
The grey-balls and their families have been f#@%ing like bulls destroying the fortunes of millions since the battle of Waterloo and before. (Google and see how Nathan Rothschild fucked his fellow country-men after Napoleon got his little french ass spanked by the English) [side note: yeah shocker right? French getting their ass whipped? But I digress]
 
You thought Bernie Maddoff was a crook? These boys make Maddoff look like a girl-scout. Grey-Balls have been sodomising their respective country-men with absolute disregard for anyone other than their own families.  I don’t actually knock them for their  looking after their families, or for their entrepreneurial efforts, or capitalist behaviors, with the exception that they aren’t doing so via Laissez-faire economics. No these duffers own the Federal Reserve. They control the US and British Governments through their Central Banks.  They use the Government as their henchmen to force (at gunpoint) that everyone accept their vapor-paper money for exchange. They got the government to agree they don’t have to have anything backing it… and they are single handedly responsible for the economic global crisis we are in today through their Central Banking schemes.  And GUESS WHAT… they now have YELLOW FEVER.  
 
That’s right… the Grey-Balls are now heading to China, where they plan to get a rub and tug and happy-ending screwing all those fine hard working asian-types. Apparently the Greek bath-houses aren’t quite as satisfying as they once were, the Americans are still by-and-large oblivious to the fact they are being back-ended every time they spend a dollar, the rest of Europe is limp as a noodle financially, and the English simply don’t care… they enjoy being the sub to dominate Lords and Masters as they have for centuries… they play that role well.  The Chinese are brand junkies, and are going to bend over and spread em and let the Grey-Balls do their thang.  
 
Way to go team Grey-Balls… may they love you long-time. 
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A Damn Shame Someone From Another Country Can Figure This Out…

A Damn Shame Someone From Another Country Can Figure This Out…

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….but our own people don’t realize what they have done.

 This quote came from the Czech Republic . Someone over there has it figured out. It was translated into English from an article in the Prague newspaper, Prager Zeitungon.

The danger to America is not Barack Obama, but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the Presidency. It will be far easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to a depraved electorate willing to have such a man for their president. The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr. Obama, who is a mere symptom of what ails America . Blaming the prince of fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince. The Republic can survive a Barack Obama, who is, after all, merely a fool. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools, such as those who made him their President.”

They Walk Among Us

They Walk Among Us

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I doubt that half of this shit is true, but funny none the less.

A DC ‘airport ticket agent’ offers some examples of why the US is in so much trouble!

 
1.  I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for
an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window.
 
2.  I got a call from a Kansas Congressman’s (Moore) staffer (Howard Bauleke), who wanted to go to Cape Town  .  I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, and then he interrupted me with, ”I’m not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusetts …”
 
Without trying to make him look stupid, I calmly explained, ”Cape Cod is in Massachusetts , Cape Town is in South Africa …”
His response — click..
 
3.  A senior Vermont Congressman (Bernie Sanders) called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando . He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that’s not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state.
 
He replied, ‘Don’t lie to me!, I looked on the map, and Florida is a very THIN state!!”
 
4.  I got a call from a lawmaker’s wife (Landra Reid) who asked, ”Is it possible to see England from Canada ?”
I said, ”No.”
She said, ”But they look so close on the map”
 
5.  An aide for a cabinet member (Janet Napolitano) once called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas .. I pulled up the reservation and noticed he had only a 1-hour layover in Dallas …. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, ”I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between gates to save time.”
 
6.  An Illinois Congresswoman (Jan Schakowsky) called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 a.m., and got to Chicago at 8:33 a.m.
 
I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois , but she couldn’t understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went fast, and she bought that.
 
7.  A New York lawmaker, (Jerrold Nadler) called and asked, ”Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?” I said, ‘No, why do you ask?’
 
He replied, ”Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I’m overweight. I think that’s very rude!”
 
After putting him on hold for a minute, while I looked into it. (I was dying laughing). I came back and explained the city code for Fresno , Ca. is (FAT – Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on his luggage..
 
8.  A Senator John Kerry aide (Lindsay Ross) called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii . After going over all the cost info, she asked, ”Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii ?”
 
9.  I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman, Bobby Bright from Ala. who asked, ”How do I know which plane to get on?”
I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, ”I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them.”
 
10  Senator Dianne Feinstein called and said, ”I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola , Florida . Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?”
I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola and fly on a commuter plane.
She said, ”Yeah, whatever, smarty!”
 
11  Mary Landrieu, La. Senator, called and had a question about the documents she needed in order to fly to China . After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded her that she needed a visa. “Oh, no I don’t.. I’ve been to China many times and never had to have one of those.”
I double checked and sure enough, her stay required a visa. When I told her this she said, ”Look, I’ve been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!”
 
12  A New Jersey Congressman (John Adler) called to make reservations, ”I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York .”
I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, ”Are you sure that’s the name of the town?”
‘Yes, what flights do you have?” replied the man.
After some searching, I came back with, ”I’m sorry, sir, I’ve looked up every airport code in the country and can’t find a rhino anywhere.”
 
”The man retorted, ”Oh, don’t be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!”
So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, ”You don’t mean Buffalo , do you?”
The reply? ”Whatever! I knew it was a big animal.”
 
Now you know why the Government is in the shape it’s in!
 
Could ANYONE be this DUMB?
 
YES, THEY WALK AMONG US, ARE IN POLITICS, AND THEY CONTINUE TO BREED.
 
I don’t write it, I just offer it for your consideration.